Mr.Hoisington

A bungling sleuth that gets odd job mysteries from his boss, Mr.FBI. Hoisington tries to solve these mysteries but people just keep getting in the way. How can Hoi do his job when people keep fucking up his shit?

Professor Yonker

An art professor who desperately wants to rule the world. That is his number one priority in his life. So far he cannot do this because he is strapped for cash. You’ll see Yonker doing various odd jobs in the comic.

FAM

(Fucking Asshole Man)

A man who will alter reality if things don’t go his way. A lot of the time if the story doesn’t feel legit, he will possibly end up making it weird or have it keep going until a conclusion is made. One time he told Mr.FBI to eat his shorts while they were inside of giant megaladon shark. FAM is just a guy that loves instagating every character to fight him.

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Hicher & Mr.FBI

They’re friends. They’re enemies.
They’re frenemeies! Hicher is an engineer & a sniper rifal specialist from another planet called Noush. He hates Mr.FBI because he always gets in his way.
Mr.FBI is an agent that suffers from a rare virus called Picasso disease. This disease distorts his body & sometimes alters reality. He hates Hicher because he is always in his way.